Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
#lestrade is all: this is a drugs bust #if it’s not drugs or evidence i don’t fucking care #eyeballs arent my division #neither are microwaves #coffee is my division #doughnuts are my division #sherlock’s delicious fucking ass is my division #you can bounce a quarter off that ass #yeah i want that division #my division #gimme dat assvision #twerk it sherlock #t w e r k it
This still makes me laugh.
there may come a day when I will not reblog this
today is not that day
Can I point out that Anderson looks like he’s doing a really bad Sherlock cosplay here
My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
there is no doubt he invented 99.9% of sexual positions